Ye Olde Within Choking Range Dictionary
| Comblish® (KOM-blish) |
(n.): 1. Combination English. 2. A language
for the lazy man that combines two or more consecutive words into one
word. Example: "Slow runner" in standard English becomes "Slunner" in Comblish®. |
| Comblish HTS® (KOM-blish H-TEE-ESS) |
(n.): 1. Combination English: Hard To
Say. 2. A language for the lazy, yet creative and difficult man that combines
two or more consecutive words into one word. 3. Comblish® words made
extremely difficult to say on purpose and usually said in a slow, robot-like
voice. Example: "Shitty guitar solo" in standard English becomes "Shgtrlo" in Comblish HTS®. |
| Comblish WFHTS® (KOM-blish W-EFF-H-TEE-ESS) |
(n.): 1. Combination English: Wicked Fahking
Hard To Say; coined by Mike Gentili. 2. A language for the lazy, yet creative
and difficult man that combines two or more consecutive words into one
word. 3. Comblish® words made extremely difficult to say on purpose,
more so than Comblish HTS®, and usually said in a slow, robot-like
voice. Example: "Shitty guitar solo from a shitty dude" in standard English becomes "Shgtrlofrmshtdd" in Comblish WFHTS®. |
| Ironicasm® (eye-RON-UH-kazz-mmm) |
(n.): 1. By-product of Comblish®.
2. Using irony and sarcasm together as an unstoppable verbal force. 3.
Saying something is something by saying it isn't something. Examples: "This milk definitely isn't spoiled." "Mike Allen isn't a good drummer at all." "Maxim's back up vocals aren't even good." |
| Cunt (KUNT) |
(n.): 1. A vagina. 2. A person. 3. A thing. 4. An exclamation for/regarding anything. |
|
Cut |
(n.): 1. Non-offensive version of "cunt." |
| Cuntkies (KUNG-keys) |
(n.): 1. Vaginal cookies. |
| Shitperoni (SHIT-per-O-nee) |
(n.): 1. Fecal matter in the form of pepperoni sausage. |
| Druss (DRUSS) |
(n.): 1. The drunk bus. |
| Strunked (STRUNG'kd) |
(adj.): 1. The state of being when one is more stoned than drunk. |
| Droned (DRONED) |
(adj.): 1. The state of being when one is more drunk than stoned. |
| Strull (STRUL) |
(adj.): 1. The state of being when one is more stoned than drunk, but also full. |
| Strungry (STRUNG-gree) |
(adj.): 1. The state of being when one is more stoned than drunk, but hungry. |
| Drunchies (drun-CHEESE) |
(n.): 1. The drunk munchies. |
| Knights (kun-NIG-its) |
(n.): 1. Fans of Within Choking Range. 2. The Within Choking Range fan club. |
| **crickets** (whoooooorrrt-whoooooooorrt) |
(excl.): 1. The sound of a cricket chirping. 2. An exclamation used after someone says anything of questionable humor. |
| Chowl (CHOLE) |
(n.): 1. The "chode" bowl. 2. A bowl that is wider than it is long; similar in qualities to that of the "chode." |
| Zombalien (zom-BALE-ee-EN) |
(n.): 1. A frightening combination between a zombie and an alien. 2. Somebody who looks like a "zombalien." |
| Zwolves (ZWOOLVZE) |
(n.): 1. Zombie wolf aliens. |
| Hasloken (ha-SLO-ken) |
(excl.): 1. An expression of slow-moving
rage. 2. (n.): A "Hadoken" from the popular "Street Fighter" series
performed too slowly to be of any threat. 3. Slow-moving fireball. Example:  |
| **owls** (hoo-hoo-ha-HOoOoooOoOo...) |
(excl.): 1. The sound of owls. 2. An expression used after someone says anything of questionable humor; often accompanied by **crickets**. 3. Substitution for **crickets**. |
| Swmeat (swa-MEET) |
(n.): 1. Sweet Meat. 2. A difficult word to pronounce. |
| Talent (TAHL-ent) |
(n.): 1. Attractive girls/women. |
| Hearken (HARK-en) |
(v.): 1. To be called upon. 2. To be summoned to be elsewhere. |
| Bloney (BLUN-ee) |
(n.): 1. Blood money. |
| Blaaaaaoooooooouuuugggh! (BBBBLLLLLOOOOOWW!) |
(excl.): 1. A loud, obnoxious indication that something is about to happen. 2. (n.) The sound of Link touching a black creature on the map screen of Zelda II. |
| Beserkfaced (buh-ZURK FAIST) |
(adj.): 1. Drunk. 2. The status of one being red-faced and attacking uncontrollably (see also: Beserked). |
| Drerserk-Faced (drer-ZURK FAIST) |
(adj.): 1. Excessively drunk. 2. The status of one being red-faced and attacking uncontrollably, both in excess. |
| Slownic Slowoom (SLOH-nik SLOH-WOOOM) |
(excl.): 1. Another expression of slow-moving rage. 2. (n.): A "Sonic Boom" from Guile of the "Street Fighter" series that moves too slowly to be taken seriously. |
| Bup Bup Pssssst/Ba Dum Tiss (see above) |
(excl.): 1. The sound of a rimshot on drums. 2. An expression used after someone makes a legitimate funny. 3. An expression used after someone says anything of questionable humor; never accompanied by **crickets** or **owls**, this expression is powerful enough to stand on its own. |
|
Heyyyyy Duuuuude/Heyyyyy Guuuuuyyyyy |
(excl.): 1. An expression used to call a friend's attention to a shady-looking/shady-acting person with whom we just interacted or just saw somewhere. 2. An expression used to greet anyone. |
| Guyed (GUIDE) |
(tr.v.): 1. To ridicule or mock another. Example: "You just got guyed . . . . guy." |
|
Pankatits |
(n.): 1. Female breasts that resemble pancakes due to their flat and droopy characteristics. |
| Swwweeeeed (swah-WEED) |
(n.): 1. Comblish HTS® for "sweet weed." |
| Christaganjaty (KRIST-ah GAHN-jah TEE) |
(n.): 1. A denomination of Christianity that places great importance on the excessive smoking of marijuana; Comblish® term coined by Grampa Thayer. |
| Crillhead (KRILL-hedd) |
(n.) 1. A crackhead. |
| Bazillion (buh-ZILL-yun) |
(n.) 1. An extremely high number of something,
but never preceded by a number. Example: "I tried calling you like a bazillion times today." |
| Brazillion (bruh-ZILL-yun) |
(n.) 1. An extremely super high number
of something, far more extreme than "bazillion," and always
preceded by a number. Example: "I tried calling you like 379 brazillion times today." |
| Sweunes (SWEE-YOONZ) |
(n.): 1. Comblish HTS® for "sweet tunes." |
| Thrussday (THRUSS-day) |
(n.) 1. Thursday. |
| Jmtrpr (JIM-terr-purr) |
(n.) 1. Comblish HTS® for an alcoholic concoction consisting of Jim Beam and Dr. Pepper. |
| **super crickets** (whooorrrt whooorrrt whooorrrt whooooooorrrrrt whoorrt whooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrt) |
(excl.): 1. The sound of a cricket chirping in a superhero-like fashion (doo doo doo doooooo daa dooooooooo) and is always accompanied a slow and mechanical uppercut-like motion with the right arm. 2. An exclamation used after someone says anything that is so unfunny that it's just plain offensive, unnecessary, and despicable. |
| Lizaliario (liz-ALE-EE-ARR-EE-oh) |
(n.) 1. Comblish® for "lizard alien Mario." |
| **sluper crickets** (whooorrrt whooorrrt whooorrrt whooooooorrrrrt whoorrt whooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrt) |
(excl.): 1. The same thing as **super crickets**, but executed at 1/2 or even 1/4 the speed; **super crickets** in super slow motion. 2. The same thing as **super crickets**, but has an insult factor 100 times greater; should you be so unfortunate as to receive **sluper crickets**: just hang 'em up forever and seriously consider taking your own life, seriously. |
| Fuck me in the heart! (PHUK-mee-inn-tha-HARRT) |
(excl.): 1. A phrase used to express deep and inconsolable dissatisfaction/disgust/repulsion/frustration; phrase coined by Dad's Uncle Kevin. 2. A phrase used to express deep and insatiable satisfaction/delight/joy/pleasure; said in a different, much more positive tone of voice than the 1st definition. 3. Perhaps the best phrase known to man from one of the best men known to man. |
| Hey hell! (HAY-HELL) |
(excl.): 1. A phrase that follows an insult
and condemns the speaker to hell because he/she is a prick/asshole/jerkface. Example: "The best thing about that guy is that he doesn't look like a wicked shady, coke-addicted child molester. Hey hell!" |
| Feedin' the Geese (feed-IN tha GEESE) |
(excl.): 1. A phrase alluding to male masturbation,
in reference to the hand sprinkling method one would use to feed pigeons
or geese in the park. Thanks to Ben Smith for that one. Example: "Dude, when I went into Cuntonym's room, I caught 'em feedin' the geese to Vietnamese porno! Gross!" |
| Srthay (srra-THHAAY) |
(n.): 1. Comblish HTS® for "Sore Throat Spray." |
| Mobile Cellular Sonic Phone (MOE-bull SELL-U-ler SAW-nik FONE) |
(n.): 1. Mikalin's term for "cell phone." |
| Mrama (MMRAH-mah) |
(n.): 1. Man drama. 2. Drama between two or more men. |
| Smlane (SMUHH-LANE) |
(n.): 1. Comblish HTS® for "small plane." |
| Mustomb (mus-TOME) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Moustache Comb." 2. A tool used to comb one's moustache. |
| Guitarsenal (gih-TAR-SEN-all) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Guitar Arsenal," coined by Chuck R. 2. A collection of more than one guitar. |
| Tweed (TWEED) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Table Weed." 2. Bits and crumbs of weed collected from off the tabletop and/or ashtray. |
| Gradio (GRAY-dee-oh) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Great Radio." 2. An oxymoron referring to any music on the radio, because usually everything on the radio kind of sucks. 3. A radio that plays great radio on it, see also Jambox. |
| Smids (SMIDDS) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Smart Kids." 2. A sarcastic term referring to kids who aren't very bright. |
| Larry (lah-REE) |
(n.): 1. Term used for any particular person observed to be sketchy or unorthodox. Coined by Big Tim. |
| Clampire (CLAM-pie-ur) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Clam Vampire." 2. A clam that is also a vampire. |
| Jands (JANZ) |
(n.): 1. Comblish ® for "Jam Spot Hands." 2. A term referring to the unique texture one's hands take on after touching the walls, floor or anything at the Jam Spot. 3. Hands that have touched the walls of the jam spot but have not yet been washed. |
| Jsptr (jiss-putt-ur) |
(n.): 1. Comblish HTS ® for "Jam Spot Butter," coined by Joe Maxim Rosbury III. 2. An ancient toast spread created by the Polish, rediscovered on 3/13/06. |